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tsarist:

oceanus: an open letter to R.

testing out designs // insp.

Places where reality is a bit altered:

hexmonster:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

  • playgrounds at night
  • rest stops on highways
  • deep in the mountains
  • early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  • trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  • schools during breaks
  • those little beaches right next to ferry docks
  • bowling alleys

troglobite:

trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style

- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance
- saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’ 
- excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts 

east coast blogger:  today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger:  this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger:  o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so

samrgarrett:

weloveshortvideos:

Didn’t expect that.

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

i-can-drill:

Part two to this. Now with Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5.

The culture gap makes me a bit iffy on the skinship stuff, but when I caved and watched Xander’s I realized the hilariously awkward potential this has.

I don’t speak japanese so I’m not sure why this happened, but in the video I saw Leon was just chilling in the back watching Kamui rub his brother’s face. Like it’s no biggie watching your adoptive sister touch everyone. What?  

God this game. I look forward to the laughs we’ll share.

Edit: So apparently your spouse can live in your dragon lovenest and that’s why Leon was in the background. Sadly, Kamui’s snarky, attractive, tomato-eating brother will not be watching and making comments as she hits on Xander during my playthrough…but he will always be a cockblocker in my heart.

i-can-drill:

I was watching the My Castle trailer again and it occurred to me that a grown man in a full set of armor would have to climb into a dragon’s treehouse every time she wanted to hit on him. 

How are people not more excited by this. 

dlartistanon:
“ There are two kinds of daddy’s girl
”

dlartistanon:

There are two kinds of daddy’s girl

dt